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Guess Who’s Back?

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I didn’t intend to be gone so long, and it wasn’t rightfully my fault.  Used to be that the progeny would show up every year on the 26th of December, giving me a blanket and a bottle of Scotch younger than I am and talking about their latest fibble-de-fabs while the young folks just tried [...]

The Toughest S.O.B. I Know

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The toughest sumbitch I ever saw play a game live was Dick Plasman. It was 1938, and Plasman was playing receiver for the Chicago Bears. I thought he was just the bee’s knees. All the other men on the field were running around like leatherheads, but that Dick Plasman refused to wear a helmet. He [...]

A Boy Named Sioux

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Even to this day, I try to watch as much football as I possibly can. I may sit with a horsetail length between my nose and the tv, eyes all scrunched up like a whole-mourning, but I watch. Follow a great deal, too. I’ve been watching quite a bit of these Detroit Lions lately. They [...]

You Don’t Know Gullyfluff

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Never did care for the name football.  Doesn’t make a lick of sense.  Only two men on a side even try to get a foot on the ball.  Wasn’t any kicking in the original game.  I should know.  I invented it.  Now don’t you go hollering about the “Boston Game”.  I know what I know, [...]